This is an open letter to the fucking moron who thinks that it’s cool to blast his car stereo every fucking time he drives by my house.
It’s annoying when I can hear your stereo inside my house, and I’m sure you think it’s awesome that the bass rattles my windows, but I do not. I want to especially thank you for your little drive by tonight. My son had been asleep for an hour, and your goddamn stereo woke him up. If it happens again, I am going to hunt you down, and leave my screaming child on your doorstep. Perhaps this will drive home how difficult it is to put a screaming child to sleep.
Your pissed off neighbor